How Billy are you?

Do you eat, drink, and breathe Billy Lee Black? Is your dream to become a gun-toting priest boy? Do you have a drawer full of fruity bows? Well, let's just see how Billy you really are.

Although some questions are rather obvious, I tried (that being the key word) not to make it incredibly easy to tell your results from the beginning. I hate when quizzes are like that. Also, some of this is my own interpretation, and if you disagree... uh, sorry. But anyway:

Do you speak your mind?
Most of the time, but I do know what tact is.
Yes, sometimes to the point of offending people. I don't mean to, though.
Rarely, I'm afraid of what people might think.
Sometimes, but usually I tell people what they want to hear.

Are you responsible?
Erm... heh... maybe?
Yeah, if I weren't then no one would be.
Sometimes I slack, but I get the job done.
I take care of myself, but that's about all.

I have to ask, or this would be a pitiful excuse for a Billy quiz: have you ever used a gun?
Yep.
Nope.

Do you trust easily?
I'm usually skeptical at first, but I'm very trusting if I decide to be so.
People are lying sacks of [expletive] until proven otherwise.
Yeah, I might be a bit too trusting sometimes.
I trust relatively easily, but it's not unconditional.

You just happen to see a pirate on the street. What do you do?
Yell "Ahoy there!" and snicker.
Ignore him.
Squeal with joy, because you just looooove pirates!
Shoot him.

Bows are:
a versatile fashion accessory!
girly.
wtf? bows?
...*LMAO*

How's your family life?
My friends envy me.
Good... most of the time!
We fight, but we make up eventually.
...Shoot me. Please. Shoot me now.

Fighting (wars, etc.):
is a necessary evil if it serves a good purpose.
isn't really my problem.
is cool! Can I shoot stuff?
is WRONG and EVIL!

What is the most important thing in your life?
World peace!
My duty.
Those I love.
My well-being.

Yeah!
No!
What?
YEAH!
Wahoo!


Code for this quiz was found the same way I learned most of my HTML knowledge - viewing the source of a random quiz on the net. Thank you, kind person whose source I viewed without permission. Images used for the results were scanned by me.

In case you're wondering where the hell you are, this quiz is part of The Blue Traveler, that zany site full of all things Billy. .

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